I had prepared a sentimental post about our day with BNB and the Tribe at the "Greatest Hobby on Earth" expo-wall to wall trains-Thomas, N scale, O scale, HO-even a remarkable lego city constructed with over a million blocks.
That was until we had ham for dinner.
But, Trimama, how can salted pork possibly derail a touching tribute to the Tribe?
Well, as you may or may not know,
Ham is PIG BUTT!
Trihubby is slammed with work and called to say that he wouldn't be home for dinner, which means one thing, a four on one fast break, that even in her hey day, Trimama couldn't defense.
No, the only hope you have in a 4 on 1 is to not get slammed on.
EEEWWWWW WE'RE HAVING PIG BUTT FOR DINNER!!!!!!!!
SLJ was helping me cook and therefore the first to make the discovery on the ham packaging.
(In general we don't use the word "butt" in our family. Too crass by my grandmother's standards.)
BNB stop saying pig butt and eat your dinner.
Soapinator, stop making tooting (farting-another shunned word) noises.
No, the ham doesn't have gas. It's ham.
HG, if you say one more thing about potato poops you are leaving the table.
Stop with the pigbutt and eat.
"I am eating-it's pig butt"
eeewwwww fits of giggles.
Soap you are eating pig, you are not a pig-we eat with forks at the dinner table
No, you don't need to sing pigbutt either.
The only hope you have in defensing a 4 on 1 is to break to the ball handler and try to distract them so as to cause a turnover.
Hyphen Girl, how was you day?
I can't wait to tell the kids at school that we had pigbutt for dinner.
eeeewwwwww pig butt! fits of giggles
When you miss that first pass you break down to the next ball handler trying to block the passing lane under the basket.
SLJ, why don't you go get the rest of the ham from the stove.
Pigbuttttttttt, pig butttttttt (operetic style)
Yes, Soap the fork rule includes salad. It especially includes salad.
HG, I know you feel bad for the pig, but I think it's highly unlikely that he now cares if we are eating his butt.
eeeeewwwwwwwww! Mom said BUTT!!!!!!!!!!!!