If the means by which we measure a man's fortitude is by his (insert favorite_______ eg balls, kahones, etc) what is the true measure of a woman?
a) It's woman's lib, she can have balls if she wants to (which I don't because apparently it brings up a whole other level of underwear concern
b) Utilize an allegorical standard of measure where the gender distinction is fuzzy at best- say WNBA, as in that chick is WNBA X's 5. (what???? Oh, I suppose you think WNBA is sersely rockin hoops.)
c) Format your own scale based on other female anatomical parts. But see, this really doesn't work, as we have already established that falsies sink.
d) Please feel free to add your own (but keep it tasteful, Hyphen Girl and my father in law frequent this site- sorry dad)
If the measure of a man is validated by his "man" card, which is certainly revoked by the following:
1) Undue adulation of Kelly Clarkson music (music, not the hawt chick herself)
2) Prattling on about dishwashers and coordinated wash utensils
3) Reveling publicly (note public-ly) about the glory of supple underwear
4) Again, feel free to add on..
How is the measure of a woman validated? In other words, what are the credentials of a chick card?
No multiple choice on this one class, it's blue book time. (For those of you not old enough to recall the era of blue book exams-that means essay)
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