I love Alton Brown. He speaks my language as a food scientist/dietitian, and two nights ago he made power bars. Link to follow when I get time to put it up. I officially entered the world of distance running with one black toenail. Am I proud of my "marathon toe"? You better believe it. A lot of miles went into the creation of that dying piece of appendage. "Mom, you have triathlon toe." surmised Hyphen Girl--(tri toe even better)--"that's cool. Do you think I will get that if I keep running?" Perhaps young running daughter, perhaps. Of course, this conversation was being conducted as I applied nail polish to my little mark of distinction. A short time remains for open toe sandals and I see no need to repulse any shy, eye averting people I encounter today.
Speaking of eye averting, my "Get your geek on!" magnet has created a stir amongst some of the more moralistic set at the kids school and at church.
There's a naked man on that mom's car! The obligatory shading of child's eyes. The obligatory second and third glance. Pure Porno! And what is that device of sadomasochistic torture he is holding? Hmmmm? And what exactly is a geek anyhow? If you have to ask, I'm not sure you have the guts to know.
Now, for any of you doubting my committment to the blog alliance, know I spent my sole 36 free minutes posting this and catching up on as many sites as I was able- Hope all are well and next week I'll be back.
5 comments:
You get an award for "Best Post Title of the Day"!!!!
Leave it to Kahuna to peddle porno magnets! I have a porno sticker on my truck too...so don't feel too bad.
Ah welcome to the lost toenail group. What till it falls off. I have lost two already this year.
That's actually the first Porno magnet I've ever made. And I didn't even know it. Actually I've gotten second looks at Church with my magnet. Looks great on your car. Go Tri-Geeks!!!!
That is funny stuff. Tri-Porn: who knew?
"If you have to ask, I'm not sure you have the guts to know."
That should be a bumper sticker!
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